Heather Turek Just another weblog 
You know you’re in PNG when:
1. A kid uses a cow about to be butchered as a recliner
2. The road is so bumpy that your soda goes flat before you finish drinking it
3. At a quick glance, you’re not sure if the dark spots on the floor are knots in the wood or cockroaches
4. Cockroaches don’t gross you out anymore
5. Houses with thatch roofs and bamboo walls have padlocks on the front doors
6. Pigs wander around the yard like dogs
7. Airport security pulls butcher knives out of a woman’s carry-on bag
8. Toyota Landcruisers actually cruise land… not pavement
9. The fruit bats are so big you can hear them coming
10. Class is regularly interrupted by 4 inch long flying bugs or swarms of bees
